BEING OVER 50

1.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3.No one axpects you to run anywhere.
4.People call at 9pm and ask, Did i wake you?
5.People no longer view you as hypochondriac.
6.There is nothing to left to learn the hard way.
7.Things you buy won't wear out.
8.You can eat dinner at 4pm.
9.You can life without sex but not your glasses.
10.You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11.You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.
12 You quit try to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13.You sing along with elevator music.
14.Your eyes won't get much worse.
15.Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16.Your joint are more accurate meteorologist than the national weather service.
17.Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember the either.
18.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19.You can't remember siapakah pemilik blog ini.